Alice in Zombieland by Lewis Carroll, Nickolas Cook

By Lewis Carroll, Nickolas Cook

They have been certainly a queer-looking social gathering that assembled at the bank-the birds with draggled feathers, the animals with their fur clinging just about them, and all dripping rainy, go, and uncomfortable. them all have been coated in Alice's now chilly and congealed blood, which made them even tastier seeking to negative hungry Alice. whilst little Alice follows the Black Rat down into the gaping darkness of an open grave, she falls and falls. and shortly reveals herself in an undead nightmare of rotting flesh and madness. Venturing extra into this land of zombies and monsters, she encounters characters either creepy and madcap alongside the way in which. yet there is something else troubling terrible Alice: her pores and skin is rotting and her hair is falling out. She's chilly. and she or he has the haunting feeling that if she is still in Zombieland to any extent further, she could by no means go away. Can Alice get away Zombieland prior to the lifeless crimson Queen catches as much as her? (20110328)

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Why, she, of course,” said the Dodo, pointing to Alice with one finger; and the whole party at once crowded round her, calling out in a confused way, “Prizes! ” Alice had no idea what to do, and in despair she put her hand in her pocket, and pulled out a box of comfits, (luckily the blood had not got into it), and handed them round as prizes. There was exactly one a-piece all round. “But she must have a prize herself, you know,” said the delicious-looking little Mouse. “Of course,” the tasty Dodo replied very gravely.

Alice noticed with some surprise that the pebbles were all turning into little cakes as they lay on the floor, and a bright idea came into her head. ” And although what she really wanted was a nice tasty hunk of red meat, she swallowed one of the cakes, and was delighted to find that she began shrinking directly. As soon as she was small enough to get through the door, she ran out of the house, and found quite a crowd of little animals and birds waiting outside. The poor little dead Lizard, Bill, was in the middle, being held down by two guinea-pigs, who were trying to avoid his snapping teeth.

Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I’m not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I? ” And she began thinking over all the children she knew that were of the same age as herself, to see if she could have been changed for any of them. “I’m sure I’m not Ada,” she said, “for her hair goes in such long ringlets, and mine doesn’t go in ringlets at all; and I’m sure I can’t be Mabel, for I know all sorts of things, and she, oh!

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