Captain Freedom: A Superhero's Quest for Truth, Justice, and by G. Xavier Robillard

By G. Xavier Robillard

Freedom's fifteen mins are over! software program pirates! typically extinct dinosaurs! huge barbarians! Crooning criminals! Captain Freedom's beat all of them, kept the area, and regarded very good doing it—but he could not fend off center administration. The Superhero way of life is all that Captain Freedom has ever recognized. what is he alleged to do now? input politics? Write a kid's booklet? Freedom's in a nasty manner and he is just a stint in rehab clear of a life of star truth indicates. yet with the information of his new lifestyles trainer, perhaps Freedom can stumble in a brand new direction—even if it skill having to make peace along with his mom and dad . . . or eventually decide to a unmarried long term archenemy.

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But that’s shrink talk. I’m just bummed that he never got to know how awesome I am. The Chief is a popular Superhero from an older generation, old enough to wear reading glasses, a secret carefully guarded from our enemies. He’s got broad shoulders, a square jaw, and closely cropped gray hair. He has spent most of his career fighting the Soviets, which I surmise to be a syndicate of Eastern European baddies in parkas. My mentor is the result of a super-secret military experiment determined to make the perfect soldier.

The published version states that I rescued Chief Justice during a train robbery. The Chief was on the Midnight Express when his train was set upon by bandit wolfmen. A young farm boy from Montana * For the most recent, see Chief Justice #236: Death of a Sideman. 26 My First Cape was there to witness the hijacking and took out the wolfmen with nothing more than gumption and a shotgun stocked with silver bullets forged from his parents’ treasured candlesticks. He then rode all night to get a mortally wounded Chief Justice to medical care.

Our meeting with the CCA is fairly painless. Oscar argues that I have done nothing untoward and that I did my best to protect my guardian. Brilliantly, my attorney invokes the Robin Defense and contends that my Hero systematically deteriorated my self-esteem, to the point that I could barely protect myself. I am exonerated, but it is certainly not my final run-in with this formidable body. That night I get a phone call. “Thursday night, Peter Luger’s, back room. We’ll send a car. Bring nothing.

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