There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel by Laurie Notaro

By Laurie Notaro

The 1st novel from the New York occasions bestselling writer of The fool women’ Action-Adventure Club is a rollicking story of small-town peculiarity, darkish secrets and techniques, and one outstanding good looks pageant.

When her husband is on the market a publish at a small collage, Maye is barely too chuffed to close up and depart the relentless Phoenix warmth for the plush eco-friendly quietude of Spaulding, Washington. whereas she loves the extraordinary little city, there's something she didn’t count on: simply how heartbreaking it'd be leaving her associates at the back of. And whilst you’re a childless thirtysomething freelance author who works at domestic, making new buddies may be very a challenge.

After a sequence of fake begins approximately will get her exiled from city, Maye comes to a decision that her final probability to hook up with her new friends is to go into the yearly Sewer Pipe Queen competition, a kooky yet dead-serious neighborhood culture open to contestants of every age and genders. Aided via a deranged former competition queen with one eyebrow, Maye doesn’t simply make a dash, she uncovers a sinister secret that has haunted the city for decades.

“[Laurie Notaro] could be the funniest author during this sunlight system.”
–The Miami Herald

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Born bad: stories by Andrew H. Vachss

By Andrew H. Vachss

From a author whose novels were acclaimed for his or her unflinching exploration of evil comes an excellent number of brief stories—some by no means ahead of published—that distill dread back off to its essence—and inject it immediately into the reader's again mind. Andrew Vachss may have scissored his characters from trendy headlines: a stalker prowling round an nameless high-rise; a serial killer whose transgressions mirror a adolescence of hideous abuse; an inner-city gunman who's keen to take out a blockful of sufferers to be able to win a second of acceptance.Tautly written and endowed with murderous ironic spin, Born undesirable plunges us into the hell that lies simply outdoor our bed room home windows.

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Jail Bertie and the Peanut Ladies (Sweet Meadow Series #3) by Dolores J. Wilson

By Dolores J. Wilson

Bertie is at it back. It begins whilst she wishes a site visitors gentle at a deadly intersection. yet as the buy of an automated site visitors counter would narrow into town council's Christmas celebration fund, Bertie is compelled to count number each one vehicle individually and current a record. Then Bertie, in her inimitable model, will get into it with one of many council individuals. whilst he dies of a middle assault, she's accused of inflicting it. Goaded into working for the now-open place, an not going political profession is introduced. that isn't all. She unearths herself operating opposed to Booger Bailey, he of barking goat status. that is going to be fascinating. Who, for example, is the mysterious donor financing his crusade? after which there is the 2 octogenarians who speak Bertie into backing them in a company enterprise: road merchandising their boiled peanuts. yet what are they honestly as much as? probably insignificant occasions once more twist Bertie's lifestyles right into a sequence of inconceivable, and hilarious, misadventures. simply because Bertie is off and operating.

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Confessions of a Demon by Susan Wright

By Susan Wright

After by accident stealing the existence strength of a demise demon, Allay turned the single human-demon hybrid in life. Demons feed on human feelings, so Allay determined the most secure solution to fulfill this need-and nonetheless hold a few semblance of her humanity-was to open a bar. right here she will drink from, and straightforwardness, her buyers' discomfort, which has helped her to stick below the demon radar...until now. while Allay is attacked and approximately killed through one other demon, a human involves her rescue. Theo Ram is tall, good-looking, and mortal-and Allay feels a connection to him she did not imagine she'd ever recognize. yet that bond is established whilst the demon neighborhood in long island starts to get up, and opposing clans struggle for strength. Now Allay is stuck within the heart, and he or she needs to make a decision the place her loyalties lie.

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Hostile Makeover by Wendy Wax

By Wendy Wax

It was once the 1st orgasm Shelley Schwartz ever faked. She swore she’d by no means do it, yet she was once overdue for a career-saving assembly at Schwartz and colleagues and her concepts have been constrained. If she’d faked it 5 mins quicker, she may need earned her father’s approval, gained the account, and bested her rival and the corporate golden boy, Ross Morgan.

Calm, cool, and continually gathered, Ross is the ideal individual to take over the advert service provider her father founded–and the precise contrary of Shelley, who’s distracted via her mother’s relentless matchmaking and her immense sister’s marital meltdown. Is it any ask yourself her father has entrusted the service provider to the blond, Porsche-driving Ross instead of his personal flesh and blood? so as to add insult to damage, Ross–her new boss–has caught Shelley with the customer checklist from hell (Falafel Hut, anyone?). but when he thinks he’s going to chase Shelley Schwartz out of her family members legacy, he’s obtained one other factor coming. And if Shelley thinks she will be able to face up to Ross’s charms, she’s acquired a few surprises in shop in addition.

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Rugby Wit: Quips and Quotes for the Rugby Obsessed (Humour): by Richard Benson

By Richard Benson

A collection of rugby-themed prices for each participant and fan of this rough-and-tumble game

"I imagine you benefit from the online game extra should you do not know the principles. besides, you are at the similar wavelength because the referees." —Jonathan Davies

Some may perhaps say there’s not anything humorous approximately scrums, cauliflower ears, and the sin bin. Rugby Wit begs to vary. Bulging with wit, this ebook brings you loads of rugby-related costs that diversity from the hilarious to the philosophical. no matter if you recognize your league out of your union otherwise you imagine a hooker is a scantily-clad girl of the evening, this chucklesome tome is worthy a try.

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Super Fetus by Adam Pepper

By Adam Pepper

Too difficult to be aborted, large Fetus fights again! he is a fetus starting to be within the womb of a whiny white trash whore of a mom. His challenge: she desires to have him aborted. yet what this whinge does not be aware of is that she is not pregnant with a few mild-mannered constructing human shape. Heck no. this can be large Fetus. He has an perspective and he's deter mined to be born, even if she likes it or now not. Doing push-ups within the womb day and evening, till he turns into amazingly buff, this little fetus is ready to struggle off the onslaught of vacuums, tongs, coat hangers, and scalpels. as soon as that sonofabitch surgeon comes for him... he will be prepared. A awful and funny romp with unusual characters, stranger intercourse scenes, and one kick-ass musclebound fetus.

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