I’ll Sell You a Dog by Juan Pablo Villalobos

By Juan Pablo Villalobos

Lengthy sooner than he used to be the taco vendor whose ‘Gringo puppy’ recipe made him well-known all through Mexico urban, our hero was once an aspiring artist: an artist, that's, until his would-be female friend used to be stolen through Diego Rivera, and his goals snuffed out through his hypochondriac mom. Now our hero is resident in a retirement domestic, the place keeping off boredom is much extra grueling than making tacos. laid low with the literary salon that bumps approximately his building’s foyer and haunted through the self-pitying ghost of a ignored artist, Villalobos’s outdated guy can’t support yet misbehave: he antagonises his pals, tortures American missionaries with passages from Adorno, and flirts with the innovative greengrocer. A scrumptious take-down of pretensions to cultural posterity, I’ll promote You a Dog is a comic book novel whose absurd innovations, scurrilous antics and oddball characters are classic Villalobos.

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Full House (Janet Evanovich's Full Series, No 1) by Janet Evanovich, Steffie Hall, Charlotte Hughes

By Janet Evanovich, Steffie Hall, Charlotte Hughes

Full of Evanovich's trademark type and wit, complete home is romantic suspense with a twist...Her existence was once friendly, right, and predictable-- till he confirmed up and hassle moved in...Polo teacher Nicholas Kaharchek senses threat the minute he sees Billie Pearce. She represents every little thing he is so artfully shunned. satisfied in her domestic existence, a divorced mom of 2, Billie is the epitome of balance. they've got not anything in common.To his horror, Nick is fascinated-- and irresistibly attracted. whilst Billie generously deals to percentage her domestic with Nick's loopy cousin Deedee for some time, Nick unearths himself visiting-- usually. And whereas every one is slowly seduced by means of the other's charms, and either are wildly inspired by means of devious Deedee, Billie and Nick discover that what they've got in universal is most vital of all. yet neither one is aware that risk is lurking the place they least count on it and a killer is remaining in on them.Sneak peek of Visions of Sugar Plums within!

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She's Got Issues (Avon Books) by Stephanie Lessing

By Stephanie Lessing

"It's like a latest day Cinderella...utterly adorable." Marian Keyes captivating, romantic comedy a couple of small city lady who unintentionally interviews for the incorrect activity at an important urban model journal and finally ends up emerging to the pinnacle whereas falling head over heels in love. She's bought matters speaks to readers who understand all too good that negotiating your approach in an international choked with ladies could be a daunting job. Chloe exhibits us how it truly is done-innocently and hilariously-against the oddest of odds as she echoes the soul of each woman who ever dreamed of status on her personal ft in a killer pair of stilettos.

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Sausagey Santa by Carlton III Mellick

By Carlton III Mellick

A bizarro Christmas story... full of intercourse and violenceSanta is not the jolly previous elf he is been defined as in kid's tales. he is a piece extra gruesome than that. His eyes are pimento-stuffed olives, his tooth are walnuts, and his physique is made up of sausages. One snowy Christmas Eve, whereas vacationing the Fry relations, Sausagey Santa is attacked by means of an evil strength that's pushed to break Christmas without end. It is an anti-Christmas spirit that loathes every little thing having to do with young ones and Jesus. After it steals his magic bag of provides, Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his spouse, Decapitron (a brutish warrior lady with a unusual Christmas fetish and a sweet cane sword), to aid get it again and retailer Christmas for everybody. it is the maximum sausage-spewing, elf-raping, zombie-killing, Transformer-fucking, reindeer-exploding, snowman-battling, adventure-rocking, bizarro Christmas tale OF ALL TIME!!!

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Der weiße Neger Wumbaba: Kleines Handbuch des Verhörens by Axel Hacke

By Axel Hacke

Der weiße Neger Wumbaba«, geboren durch fantastisches Verhören, aus den Wiesen gestiegen in dem berühmten Lied »Der Mond ist aufgegangen« von Matthias Claudius, ist eine radikal poetische, fremd-besondere und – gelassen lächelnd über jeder politischen Korrektheit stehend – im Grunde unzeitgemäße Figur. Aber einmal in der Welt, geschah durch ihn etwas Seltsames. Es warfare, als habe das Buch den Virus des Verhörens freigesetzt. Axel Hacke erhielt Berge von Leserpost mit den kuriosesten Verhörern. Der schönste betrifft den Buchtitel selbst: In einer Buchhandlung verlangte jemand dringend den Titel »Das weiß der Neger Wumbaba«. Jetzt kehrt der weiße Neger Wumbaba zurück. Mit einem Rollköfferchen voller Wunderwesen des Verhörens: dem Kinder-Lehmann, Jack, der Sau und dem Schlächter Müller. Tiefere Wahrheiten und größeres Vergnügen kann guy mit einem Buch nicht liefern.

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Don't Look Down by Suzanne Enoch

By Suzanne Enoch

The warmth is on in Palm Beach-and Rick and Samantha are hot. Samantha Jellicoe is not any traditional thief. a minimum of, now not anymore. She promised her better half, British billionaire Rick Addison, that she'd retire from her lifetime of crime. So not more middle of the night break-ins . . . not more scaling property partitions . . . not more dangling from the ceiling. From right here on in, it truly is intimate dinners with Rick in posh Palm seashore via rock-your-world intercourse. Who'd have notion that doing definitely the right factor may become extra lethal than her former lifetime of crime? while the 1st buyer of her new safeguard company is murdered, Sam is set to discover the killer. Now if merely she will have the capacity to remain out of reformatory, face up to her former "associate's" profitable task bargains, and maintain Rick from sticking his nostril into her company, she could simply be capable of remain alive. simply because difficulty is not only walking—it's running—to meet up with her.

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Die Haischwimmerin (Kriminalroman) by Heinrich Steinfest

By Heinrich Steinfest

Meisterpolizistin Lilli Steinbeck hat eine Vergangenheit namens Ivo. Eine traurige Vergangenheit, der sie ihre Klingonennase verdankt. Jahre später bekommt diese Vergangenheit plötzlich Gegenwart eingehaucht, als Ivo durch einen rätselhaften Auftrag aus seinem beschaulichen, aber lillilosen Leben als Baumheiler in der württembergischen Provinz gerissen wird. Er soll für ein Pharma-Unternehmen einen Baum aus der sibirischen Tundra holen. Als Helfer stellt guy ihm den rotbemützten Knaben Spirou zur Seite, der nicht nur zufällig so heißt wie eine sehr bekannte belgische Comicfigur … Ihr Auftrag führt Ivo und Spirou in eine unterirdische Verbrecherrepublik – und vielleicht brauchte es genau diesen Umweg auf der Suche nach dem Wunderbaum, damit Ivo Lilli noch einmal begegnen könnte.

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