Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of by Louise Rennison

By Louise Rennison

Georgia concept she had positioned her "red-bottomosity" to leisure whilst she eventually selected Robbie the intercourse God over Dave the snigger. besides, Dave the chortle is now relationship her buddy Ellen (which did not cease Georgia from snogging him at a party...) but if Dave breaks up with Ellen and the intercourse God is rarely round, Georgia does not understand what to do! As continuously, in Georgia's existence, not anything ever seems as deliberate!

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It was an accident. ” “Well, you know, I have very little control over my nunga-nungas, for instance . . ” “Like what? ” “Well,Tom is going to do ecology and so on. . ” But she had gone off into the twilight world of her brain. m. I am worried that in my capacity as the Sex God’s girlfriend I may have to give a celebrity interview about my life and Jas will have to come on it. And she will talk rubbish. And perhaps show her love bite. Or knickers. m. Still, it has taken her mind off the Dave the Laugh fiasco.

Lunchtime Very nippy noodles shivering around outside. ” But Jas, who seems to have turned into the Wise Woman of the Forest, said, “Well, there was 24 the locust thing, and the dropping of the blodge lab skeleton onto Mr. Attwood’s head and . ” Honestly, if I wasn’t the girlfriend of a Sex God I would have had to duff Jas up, she is so ludicrously “thoughtful” these days. I think I liked her better when she was all depressed and didn’t have a boyfriend. Regular snogging has brought out the worst in her.

They measure thirty-eight inches!! That is more than a yard. There 39 must be something wrong with the tape measure. m. I’ve done it again and it’s still the same. It amazes me that I can lumber around at all. It’s like carrying two small people around with me. I’m really worried now. I wish there was someone I could talk to about this sort of thing. I know there is an unseen power at work of which we have little comprehension, but I don’t really feel I can consult with Jesus about my basoomas.

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